Were you aware?
Posted on January 9, 2008
Filed Under Aunt Linda gives a "What?"
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
For more fascinating facts about the phenomena that is Chuck Norris click here.
For the record I was aware of most of these facts. One that I did not know is that Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. So the question becomes, of any character real or fictional, who could defeat Chuck Norris? My answer: MacGyver or maybe Hillary Clinton.
//blair
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